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beeishappy:

“A star shines on the hour of our meeting” |Stephen knows his Lord Of The Rings.
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 | NBC29 Post-Speech Interview

idontlikeyourturtlepuppet:

“To you I am a ghost. We’re all ghosts to you. We must be nothing.”

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

notime4yourshit:

keppps:

Alice in Wonderland racebent dreamcasting:

Amandla Stenberg  »  AliceAziz Ansari  »  Mad HatterViola Davis  »  Queen of HeartsAldis Hodge  »  Cheshire Cat

inspired by @longjackets’s tags here ♥

This needs to be a thing. NAO.

notime4yourshit:

keppps:

Alice in Wonderland racebent dreamcasting:

Amandla Stenberg  »  Alice
Aziz Ansari  »  Mad Hatter
Viola Davis  »  Queen of Hearts
Aldis Hodge  »  Cheshire Cat

inspired by @longjackets’s tags here

This needs to be a thing. NAO.

Behind the scenes of Blade Runner

(Source: ijonlovestarantoga)

silveronthetree:

angrybeige:

russianliterature:

Tim: Brian, did you notice that everything that transpired in those three films - and I *mean* everything - can be attributed to the actions of one very *minor* character?Brian: Who?Tim: The gunner on the Star Destroyer at the beginning of the first film.Brian: How come?Tim: Well. Hmmhmmhmm. Because, if the gunner *had* shot the pod that C-3P0 and R2 were in, they wouldn’t have got to Tatooine, they wouldn’t have met Luke, Luke wouldn’t have met Ben, they wouldn’t have met Han and Chewie, they wouldn’t have rescued Princess Leia. *None* of it would have happened.Brian: Chaos Theory!Tim: Eh?Brian: The predictability of random events. The notion that reality as we know it, past, present and  future is actually a mathematically predictable preordained system.Daisy: So somewhere out their in the vastness of the unknown is an equation… for predicting the future!Brian: An equation so complex as to utterly defy any possibility of comprehension by even the most brilliant human mind, but an equation nonetheless.Tim: Oh my God!Brian: What? Tim: I’ve got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!

WHY DOES THIS SCENE KILL ME SO DEAD EVERY TIME
FUCKING
JAFFA CAKES

Yes! Fucking Jaffa cakes!
I had a friend who used to quote this all the time and I didn’t get it (because he did have Jaffa cakes in his pocket) and then I watched this and it all made sense.
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seren-pen)

The only good thing that might come out of JJ Abrams doing Star Wars is that Simon Pegg might finally get to be IN Star Wars.

silveronthetree:

angrybeige:

russianliterature:

Tim: Brian, did you notice that everything that transpired in those three films - and I *mean* everything - can be attributed to the actions of one very *minor* character?

Brian: Who?

Tim: The gunner on the Star Destroyer at the beginning of the first film.

Brian: How come?

Tim: Well. Hmmhmmhmm. Because, if the gunner *had* shot the pod that C-3P0 and R2 were in, they wouldn’t have got to Tatooine, they wouldn’t have met Luke, Luke wouldn’t have met Ben, they wouldn’t have met Han and Chewie, they wouldn’t have rescued Princess Leia. *None* of it would have happened.

Brian: Chaos Theory!

Tim: Eh?

Brian: The predictability of random events. The notion that reality as we know it, past, present and  future is actually a mathematically predictable preordained system.

Daisy: So somewhere out their in the vastness of the unknown is an equation… for predicting the future!

Brian: An equation so complex as to utterly defy any possibility of comprehension by even the most brilliant human mind, but an equation nonetheless.

Tim: Oh my God!

Brian: What?

Tim: I’ve got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!

WHY DOES THIS SCENE KILL ME SO DEAD EVERY TIME

FUCKING

JAFFA CAKES

Yes! Fucking Jaffa cakes!

I had a friend who used to quote this all the time and I didn’t get it (because he did have Jaffa cakes in his pocket) and then I watched this and it all made sense.

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The only good thing that might come out of JJ Abrams doing Star Wars is that Simon Pegg might finally get to be IN Star Wars.


“She is a perfectly ordinary girl. Very pretty. Very clever. More scared than she lets on.”
“And that’s it, is it?”
“Why? Is that not enough?”

“She is a perfectly ordinary girl. Very pretty. Very clever. More scared than she lets on.”

“And that’s it, is it?”

“Why? Is that not enough?”

May 8

(Source: guerrasfrias)

May 6

leupagus:

wildandwild:

“Karl, you’re pretty close to home - being New Zealand. Must be nice to be here to do this.” [x]

Never underestimate the degree to which New Zealanders and Australians hate each other. IT’S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.